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Friday, November 4, 2016

Welcome to the Presidential Election of your discontent.

Have you ever felt overwhelmed by all the sh!t going on in the world? There are a lot of things happening in the world, usually stuff I never address because it’s such divisive content and basically it brings out the worst in people.  Sometimes, seriously, I don’t know how I’m going to get through each day. Then I remember: I have all kinds of different vodka's in my cabinet waiting for me. I can do this for them.

My take on this Presidential election?

"Trump vs. Tramp”! The voting process in this country has gotten so outrageously out of control (how many states require IDs, even?) one can hardly assume the outcome will be the result - provable result - of the population's actual voting. Trump was absolutely correct when he decried the unbelievable level of corruption in the present government and democrat party. I get hella  concerned when I think of the millions of barely literate, barely-functional Americans (citizens and non-citizens and dead folks) who will be voting in Nov. It seems a lot of people would rather vote for Trump or not at all based on principle alone. We can’t all be Susan Sarandon, driving off cliffs and all. (Well, both Thelma (Geena Davis) and her friend Louise (Susan Sarandon). Geez, what choices do we have this election year? Move to Canada? Sad, sad, SAD!

Our networks as they really are: 

CNN: Clinton Network News
ABC : All Barack Channel
NBC: Network Barack Channel
MSNBC: More Syndicated News about Barack and Clinton.

Sheriff David Clarke:


And as always - CNN doing its thing. Stirring up racism. Did anyone see Don Lemon on CNN invite Sheriff Clarke to talk about the Black Lives Matter movement and their reaction to the attacks and deaths of police officers across the country? Take a look. Most awesome interview I've ever seen!


https://youtu.be/AxM4qBKfwqs


This guy, Sheriff Clarke is a class act. He is the real deal… no hype. He doesn't judge color,he judges right and wrong. I love to watch him rip on people. Clarke would be my choice for President in 2020. He would be an old school politician. How easy was it for Lemon to just put a stop to the truth? It wasn't easy. I reckon he got shamed enough to cut the interview short. Lemon had to cut him off and immediately went to commercial break. You’ve got to see it to believe it! It was hard for me to watch Lemon's reactions to the truth. He just did not "GET IT".  Lemon had to stop the interview because he knew that Clarke was taking him to the cleaners and had no idea how to deal with it. Took him to the cleaners?   Actually  Sheriff Clarke was putting him in the tree shredder! Can you imagine just how  different it would have been if Sheriff Clark had been elected our first Black President instead of that half black imitation that sits in the White House now?  This guy is one of the few elected to office that tells it like it is. Sheriff Arpaio is another Sheriff that also tells it like it is. No wonder that Obama and Lynch despise them both because they both have the courage to speak the truth and enforce the laws. True patriots in my mind. 


The Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation on charges of “public corruption”? 


IRS Commissioner John Koskinen referred congressional charges of corrupt Clinton Foundation “pay-to-play” activities to his tax agency’s exempt operations office for investigation. I'm laughing my ass off right now. Seriously, the same John Koskinen being impeached by Congress? What they really are doing is investigating how to clear the foundation of any illegalities much like Comey did with the email.
The same John Koskinen that lied under oath? The IRS will of course "pretend to investigate" but what they really will be doing is investigating just how to clear the Clinton  Foundation of any illegalities just like FBI Comey did with the FBI investigation of Hillarys classified emails on a home-grown private server.  FBI  Comey has no credibility,and it goes without mention that the IRS of course has no credibility! What a joke. I call Bullshit. 

And The Result Will Be (At Best):
They Broke This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
And This Law
But We Are Not Recommending Any Enforcement Action.

Or the IRS will come back with this final report:

"While the Clinton foundation was extremely careless... no responsible prosecutor... blah, blah, blah" or after a fake investigation, the IRS will step forward that "No Reasonable Auditor Would find Fault With Clinton". Oh hell, I'll just say it - I'm sure a secret meeting on a plane somewhere will clear all this up when it comes to the Clinton Crime Family investigation. 
So let me say something about this Koskinen fella. Prior to being appointed by Obama Koskinen did not have any tax law experience, not to mention he worked in the 1990s in Bill Clinton's government as a budget director. Well, well, well - the appearance of conflicts of interest, for sure! I would gander to say he has been and is currently owned by the Clinton's. 
John Koskinen is of Finnish descent and feels that his Finnish 'sisu' has helped him succeed and has said: "I would like to think that I inherited Finnish sisu, of which I heard so much in my youth. In my career I have concentrated on leading big struggling organizations both in the private and public sectors and in such environment success demands strong nerves and persistence. For that I thank my Finnish forefathers" 
Ok, Koskinen, PROVE your Finnishness to me. Finns are honest, modest, and reliable people who place great value on their words. “Take a bull by its horns and a man by his word” is an old Finnish saying. Finns are also famous for their honesty – since 1998 Finland is the least corrupt country in the world. One of the reasons for that is well-structured law and order. So there you have it Mr. Koskinen, If you are indeed a Finn than you are stubborn, in a good way, very self reliant and always willing to help someone else. So help the American people by finding out the truth about the Clinton Foundation.  
So, in a nutshell Mr. Koskinen just investigate all these foreign companies and Clinton Foundation donors that allowed the Clinton's to leave the White house "dead broke" (their words) and now have a net worth of over $150 million, with over $2 billion in donations to their foundation. And I don't want to hear “What difference, at this point does it make?”  Because to us, American's, it makes a LOT of difference. Ball's in your court Mr. Koskinen. 

Future headlines about Hillary?

Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until he served 25 years in prison.

After surprise 'Exorcism Intervention', Hillary Clinton vanishes into thin air.

Headline: Hillary was recently asked to do a cameo in "LiAR, LiAR Part II" starring Jim Carey.

Hillary wins #1 "Ethics Violator Award" third year in a row.

My thoughts about Hillary:

Hillary already divides her PARTY - if you think she won't divide the country - take your head out of your arse.

Hillary is smart enough and prepared to be President, ONLY if she already bought a dozen cloths to keep the White House server wiped.

At the Democratic Convention the democrats built a wall around the outside of the convention, to keep the riff raff and angry Bernie protesters out to protect themselves. They build a wall around the podium to protect themselves. They just don't want to build a wall that would protect everyone else in the country. The wall was fire proof, umm,  to keep Bernie's burners out?

Now, on to something that matters to ME:

Oregon wolf OR-7 has sired his third litter of pups since establishing the "Rogue Pack" in 2014 in the Rogue-Siskiyou National Forest. You go buddy! What does that make your pack now? 10?
Even more great news is that his brother OR-3, who was believed to be dead was spotted by a trail camera - identified him with his distinctive ear tags.  OR-3 met up with "enticing" OR-28, the only radio-collared female wolf to have dispersed from northeastern Oregon to the other end of the state and they produced a litter. This is the first known litter of pups for 8-year-old OR-3. How great is that? Two wolf brothers from northeastern Oregon find love and settle in Southern Oregon and actually live in close proximity to one another.

Well, that's it - I think I'm done with my whining, moaning and bitching. For now.



Thursday, November 3, 2016

This United States 2016 Presidential Election is middle finger approved.

Forget November 8th, (election day ) I can't wait to see what happens November 9th. I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making blog posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.

The NEW White House:

If Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family. On the other hand, if Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
It looks like the joke will be on Hillary if she wins. She'll have to sit at the same desk Monica Lewinsky knelt under. Bill always chose someone over Hillary, so should you. Which brings me to wonder about Kaine. Hillary's VP plays harmonica. That's all we need. More blowing in the Oval Office. 
Don't believe the media, Hillary's poll numbers are falling faster than Bill Clinton's pants in an Arkansas trailer park. How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname "HillBilly"? 
We dropped the ball America.  We seriously dropped that ball!


With Hillary as President: 

Bidding starts Nov 9th. On sale now - America - 50% off!

A reminder:

Remember to set your clocks back an hour on November 6th and then on Tuesday, not to set the country back 50 years. 
Not afraid to admit I am voting for Trump: 

I would vote for Donald Trump, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, a pet rock, an alien or a fence post before I would ever vote for Hillary Clinton.

My reasons for voting the Donald:

Hillary Clinton can never hide her contempt for the American people. She is an equal opportunity hater. She hates EVERYBODY. Nobody has value as far as Hillary Clinton is concerned unless they can vote for her or give her money. She has sponged off us American taxpayers for 40 years. She is Arrogant, Autistic, Cold, Crafty, Crass, Crooked, Cunning, Deceitful, Deceptive, Defensive, Defiant, Depraved, Deplorable, Evil, A Failure, Fraud, Grifter, Inauthentic, Liar, Malicious, Maniacal, Manipulative, Pandering, Paranoid, Pinocchio of Politics, Psychotic, Race Baiter, Ruthless, Scam Artist, Secretive, Self-Indulgent, Sleazy, Slimy, Smug, Sociopath, Unredeemable, Vicious, Vile, Vindictive. Just my opinion, mind you. Can you tell just how much I despise this creature? She is the most hypocritical person who ever lived, the biggest liar and the most corrupt person ever to run for president.  People have died in her wake of deceit. If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."


I've got a theory. 

The tons of confetti dropped at the Democrat National Convention was actually Hillary's shredded emails!

My Advice to Huma: 

You'd better get witness protection or you're going to be found dead, with a suicide note in one hand, a revolver in the other, shot in the back, five times, with another bullet in the head, from a five shot revolver. No one wants to be the fall guy, or in this case the fall girl. If you go down, you need to roll on Hillary. You're tight, right? Don't you want your partner in crime sitting with you in jail? If I were you Huma, I'd be hiring bodyguards right about now...lots of bodyguards!!!


Hey Hillary supporters:

We know you don't like guns, so if  Hillary wins and the Terrorists come over, we're going to use you guys as bait.

Say it ain't so Obama:

President Obama just said that if men don't vote for Hillary it's because they are ignorant sexists. Funny he didn't say that 8 years ago. In fact 8 years ago he said, "Hillary will say anything but she will change nothing". Wow, Obama calling American men ignorant sexists. I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told me that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

The Mainstream Media:

It really is truly astonishing that a little Aussie guy hiding in an Ecuadorean Embassy is doing a heck of a lot more for TRUTH in this Election than the Entire American media! Trump "allegedly" groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media and the voters of America ignore it.

In regards to the September 11th "medical Incident".....Stating that this worthless woman wobbled into the van is like saying the Titanic encountered rough water. "Wobbling into her van?" No way in hell. She was  literally dragged into her van by secret service agents. She was unable to stand or walk. Her feet were dragged over the curb and street, as they hustled her forward, and she lost a shoe in the process.  She was thrown into that van like a side of beef. The quicker they got her in - the better. After all if this video had not been shot by a civilian, we would have never seen this incident. The media would have covered it up. She was incapacitated. I've seen alcoholic drunks stand on their own better than her.  Look more closely at that video. That scene is similar to an earlier "still shot" of her being hoisted up a flight of stairs (by her handlers) because she could not stand, but her head is upright, as in the recent Sept 11 video. So this was not an isolated event by any means.   This was not fainting, as some of the mainstream media said, because prior to the her van arriving, she was leaning on a post with someone's help, her head erect, but unable to stand on her own volition.  If you faint, your head doesn't remain upright. It's impossible. She has a serious disorder,  neurological. My take is Parkinson's. Bets anyone? Hillary has all the vim and stamina of a sack of moldy Idaho potatoes. She was the equivalent of a dashboard Hula Girl on a paint mixer.


My Questions:

OK .... Listen up folks..... If Hillary Clinton can claim to not remember how to identify a classified document,  how can she claim to have never sent or received one? Anybody have any plausible answers?

Bill Clinton is the only Democrat who is happy right now because it wasn't his Wiener that got Hillary in trouble. Am I correct?

Wonder what would happen if Hillary Clinton was forced to wear a shock collar that went off every time she lied?

What kind of genius loses one billion dollars in one year? Answer: What kind of genius loses 6 billion dollars, 4 American Lives, A Laptop, 4 Cellphones, Three Tablets, & 33,000 emails all while serving as Secretary of State? Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws. The Nation is Outraged!!  Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... WTH?

Why do people refuse to vote in elections because they say their one vote won't matter, but will gladly spend money - tons of money buying Powerball tickets despite virtually no chance of winning?

Thoughts on Christmas:

For fun I'm going to take a new Corvette for a test drive, put a big red bow on it and pull into random people's driveways honking.


I can read into the future:

Next week's headline shall be: 
Bill Clinton met James Comey on his private plane, discussed golf and his grandchildren for 30 minutes.


I thought I was Finn:

On average, an American woman will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese woman will have sex only one or two times a decade. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.



My Thoughts:

First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.

Never quit: Recognize that moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to tough it out. For me it is because my Daddy didn't raise a quitter.

Grandkids are basically puppies for old people, right?

Every time you get dressed, if you die, is that your ghost outfit forever?

People will come and go in our lifetimes, but children last forever.

On a happier Note: 


A new gray wolf couple are in rural northeastern California. Lassen County to be exact.  The pair have been in Lassen County likely since late last year.
Wildlife  officials have received game camera photographs, found tracks and received eyewitness sightings suggested that the two wolves are traveling together, One male and one female. They don't know where the female originated from, but tests show the male wolf was born into the Rogue Pack of Southern Oregon in 2014 and most likely entered Lassen County in late 2015 or early 2016.  The male wolf is the son of OR-7, apparently following in his father's footsteps and coming to California. 

AWESOME!






After the election, my blog will be a little bit more uplifting. I hope anyway. Until then..........................