I sent this to my friend in Missouri (an equally crazy woman like myself) and thought I should share with others ~
Ok, so we all know that our dogs can do things to annoy us pet parents (just like kids!) such as....beg for food - some think that is cute - but then others don't. Look at your dogs right now. Some dogs annoy us pet parents by barking and barking and...barking some more. Yet others....sniff our crotch. Our butt. Jump on us. Chew shit up.
Just for fun...let's reverse it. What do you think WE do that might annoy our precious little canine buddies?
1. Blaming your farts on poor little me..... not funny... not funny at all Valrie!!! (Whoever is reading this might as well just insert their name....we all know you do it!)
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, get over it.
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! Humiliating.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. If you want to play dress-up, get a damn Barbie.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled me, a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for you ~ the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! You wouldn't like that now would you?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests...or you, for that matter. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. You're too set on making me balance some stupid damn thing on my nose!
9.Dog sweaters! Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? I'm perfect the way I am. Dog sweaters and bows. I should just freak'n run away and join a circus.
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
