Life in the Finnish Forest: This United States 2016 Presidential Election is middle finger approved.

Forget November 8th, (election day ) I can't wait to see what happens November 9th. I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making blog posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.

The NEW White House:

If Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family. On the other hand, if Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

It looks like the joke will be on Hillary if she wins. She'll have to sit at the same desk Monica Lewinsky knelt under. Bill always chose someone over Hillary, so should you. Which brings me to wonder about Kaine. Hillary's VP plays harmonica. That's all we need. More blowing in the Oval Office.

Don't believe the media, Hillary's poll numbers are falling faster than Bill Clinton's pants in an Arkansas trailer park. How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname "HillBilly"?

We dropped the ball America. We seriously dropped that ball!

With Hillary as President:

Bidding starts Nov 9th. On sale now - America - 50% off!

A reminder:

Remember to set your clocks back an hour on November 6th and then on Tuesday, not to set the country back 50 years.

Not afraid to admit I am voting for Trump:

I would vote for Donald Trump, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, a pet rock, an alien or a fence post before I would ever vote for Hillary Clinton.

My reasons for voting the Donald:

Hillary Clinton can never hide her contempt for the American people. She is an equal opportunity hater. She hates EVERYBODY. Nobody has value as far as Hillary Clinton is concerned unless they can vote for her or give her money. She has sponged off us American taxpayers for 40 years. She is Arrogant, Autistic, Cold, Crafty, Crass, Crooked, Cunning, Deceitful, Deceptive, Defensive, Defiant, Depraved, Deplorable, Evil, A Failure, Fraud, Grifter, Inauthentic, Liar, Malicious, Maniacal, Manipulative, Pandering, Paranoid, Pinocchio of Politics, Psychotic, Race Baiter, Ruthless, Scam Artist, Secretive, Self-Indulgent, Sleazy, Slimy, Smug, Sociopath, Unredeemable, Vicious, Vile, Vindictive. Just my opinion, mind you. Can you tell just how much I despise this creature? She is the most hypocritical person who ever lived, the biggest liar and the most corrupt person ever to run for president. People have died in her wake of deceit. If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."

I've got a theory.

The tons of confetti dropped at the Democrat National Convention was actually Hillary's shredded emails!

My Advice to Huma:

You'd better get witness protection or you're going to be found dead, with a suicide note in one hand, a revolver in the other, shot in the back, five times, with another bullet in the head, from a five shot revolver. No one wants to be the fall guy, or in this case the fall girl. If you go down, you need to roll on Hillary. You're tight, right? Don't you want your partner in crime sitting with you in jail? If I were you Huma, I'd be hiring bodyguards right about now...lots of bodyguards!!!

Hey Hillary supporters:

We know you don't like guns, so if Hillary wins and the Terrorists come over, we're going to use you guys as bait.

Say it ain't so Obama:

President Obama just said that if men don't vote for Hillary it's because they are ignorant sexists. Funny he didn't say that 8 years ago. In fact 8 years ago he said, "Hillary will say anything but she will change nothing". Wow, Obama calling American men ignorant sexists. I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told me that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

The Mainstream Media:

It really is truly astonishing that a little Aussie guy hiding in an Ecuadorean Embassy is doing a heck of a lot more for TRUTH in this Election than the Entire American media! Trump "allegedly" groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media and the voters of America ignore it.

In regards to the September 11th "medical Incident".....Stating that this worthless woman wobbled into the van is like saying the Titanic encountered rough water. "Wobbling into her van?" No way in hell. She was literally dragged into her van by secret service agents. She was unable to stand or walk. Her feet were dragged over the curb and street, as they hustled her forward, and she lost a shoe in the process. She was thrown into that van like a side of beef. The quicker they got her in - the better. After all if this video had not been shot by a civilian, we would have never seen this incident. The media would have covered it up. She was incapacitated. I've seen alcoholic drunks stand on their own better than her. Look more closely at that video. That scene is similar to an earlier "still shot" of her being hoisted up a flight of stairs (by her handlers) because she could not stand, but her head is upright, as in the recent Sept 11 video. So this was not an isolated event by any means. This was not fainting, as some of the mainstream media said, because prior to the her van arriving, she was leaning on a post with someone's help, her head erect, but unable to stand on her own volition. If you faint, your head doesn't remain upright. It's impossible. She has a serious disorder, neurological. My take is Parkinson's. Bets anyone? Hillary has all the vim and stamina of a sack of moldy Idaho potatoes. She was the equivalent of a dashboard Hula Girl on a paint mixer.

My Questions:

OK .... Listen up folks..... If Hillary Clinton can claim to not remember how to identify a classified document, how can she claim to have never sent or received one? Anybody have any plausible answers?

Bill Clinton is the only Democrat who is happy right now because it wasn't his Wiener that got Hillary in trouble. Am I correct?

Wonder what would happen if Hillary Clinton was forced to wear a shock collar that went off every time she lied?

What kind of genius loses one billion dollars in one year? Answer: What kind of genius loses 6 billion dollars, 4 American Lives, A Laptop, 4 Cellphones, Three Tablets, & 33,000 emails all while serving as Secretary of State? Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws. The Nation is Outraged!! Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... WTH?

Why do people refuse to vote in elections because they say their one vote won't matter, but will gladly spend money - tons of money buying Powerball tickets despite virtually no chance of winning?

Thoughts on Christmas:

For fun I'm going to take a new Corvette for a test drive, put a big red bow on it and pull into random people's driveways honking.

I can read into the future:

Next week's headline shall be:

Bill Clinton met James Comey on his private plane, discussed golf and his grandchildren for 30 minutes.

I thought I was Finn:

On average, an American woman will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese woman will have sex only one or two times a decade. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

My Thoughts:

First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.

Never quit: Recognize that moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to tough it out. For me it is because my Daddy didn't raise a quitter.

Grandkids are basically puppies for old people, right?

Every time you get dressed, if you die, is that your ghost outfit forever?

People will come and go in our lifetimes, but children last forever.

On a happier Note:

A new gray wolf couple are in rural northeastern California. Lassen County to be exact. The pair have been in Lassen County likely since late last year.

Wildlife officials have received game camera photographs, found tracks and received eyewitness sightings suggested that the two wolves are traveling together, One male and one female. They don't know where the female originated from, but tests show the male wolf was born into the Rogue Pack of Southern Oregon in 2014 and most likely entered Lassen County in late 2015 or early 2016. The male wolf is the son of OR-7, apparently following in his father's footsteps and coming to California.