My apologies to anyone who gets offended by my comments towards the Clinton's, Obama, Snowflakes, etc. My philosophy is that true friendship is when friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side. You should all know by now that I do not have a filter. I always say what's on my mind.
It's Over, finally OVER:
Well there we have it. America is still a beacon of hope where the impossible is possible. Trump was the tornado. And Hillary was the trailer park. I will be celebrating on January 20th. Not just because Trump will be President, but because Obama will be gone. His policies of the last eight years have been endured by all and rejected by many.
Just my thoughts on the NFL:
San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and Indianapolis Colts defensive back Antonio Cromartie can go to hell as far as I am concerned. REAL Americans ..... Stand for the Flag ..... And Kneel for the Fallen ..... Period. If you don't bother to raise for our national anthem, you don't deserve our freedom. Simple. Furthermore, personally, I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make a lot more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
My Questions:
Why aren't Cadbury eggs available year round?
I'm watching Court TV. Does anyone know what time the Clinton trials start?
Remember that one time when Kanye West made a song dissing gold diggers? Then turned around and married the biggest gold digger in the country?
Hey, If American women were outraged at a presidential candidate's use of naughty words just WHO the heck bought those ... 80 MILLION COPIES OF 50 SHADES OF GREY????
So wait, if I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won't it be sent there anyway?
Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons?
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell?
Thank Goodness the American Elections are over:
☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka
I am so glad this election is over so I can focus on holiday anxiety. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians. Funny isn't it? The deplorables (Republicans) are praying for peace and unity and the tolerant people (Democrats and Libs) are out there protesting and burning down America. The irony of it all. I find it ironic that those people are claiming that Trump will destroy America, while it is they that go out and destroy America. I had no idea there were so many temper tantrum prone clueless spoiled little brats in America. Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. If stomping on the US Flag or burning it is considered Protected Free Speech ..... Well heck ... Then so is stomping on someone who is stomping on the Flag! I think before people are allowed to protest and try to overturn an election, the protesters should first be required to take a basic Civics 101 class. Too many people today do not understand how our political system works. If you don't understand it then you are ignorant of the basics of how American democracy functions, and lack the knowledge to participate fully in the society it sustains. When it comes to these ignorant childish protesters I just want to say "Vittu, vituttaa niin vitusti!"
(My apologies to my Finnish relatives for my language but sometimes you just got to say what's on your mind!)
So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy. Remember there is a difference between a protest and a riot. A protest is what you are constitutionally free to do when the law is broken or disregarded, and you take to the streets to protest the violation of your rights. A riot is when you are a criminal thug, spoiled brat, or anarchist douchebag that doesn’t get what you want and decides to stage a giant temper-tantrum.
The election taught me another meaning of the word Snowflake:
Snow-flake :
1. a flake of snow, especially a feathery ice crystal, typically displaying a delicate six-fold symmetry
(This was the only meaning I knew, for the most obvious reasons)
2. American Youth / entitled, pampered, spoiled, / or having perpetual grievance : who have been raised to believe they are special, unique, beautiful, talented, and wonderful regardless of their flaws and intellectual deficiencies; yet melt at the smallest appearance of heat or friction.
The election taught me another meaning of the word Snowflake:
Snow-flake :
1. a flake of snow, especially a feathery ice crystal, typically displaying a delicate six-fold symmetry
(This was the only meaning I knew, for the most obvious reasons)
2. American Youth / entitled, pampered, spoiled, / or having perpetual grievance : who have been raised to believe they are special, unique, beautiful, talented, and wonderful regardless of their flaws and intellectual deficiencies; yet melt at the smallest appearance of heat or friction.
Hey Hillary!
Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out? And YOU called ME the deplorable.
Wikileaks has shown more dirt on you than you can shovel into the grand canyon.
If you had become president you would have the first F President. Oh, sorry. I was going to say female, but the "emale" got deleted.
As an American I'm ecstatic that I don't have to live under your administration. Corrupt administration.
The next vote should be whether you get life in prison or a firing squad.
It's gotten so bad I'm down to one online channel as my only news source. But hearing the jubilation from my news source is truly uplifting. I haven't felt this relieved since Reagan. Once again I look forward to what my leader has to say instead of turning the TV off whenever the president has something to say. Yes, I turned my TV off whenever Obama spoke.
Yep I voted against Hillary. As the last best hope for mankind on earth, it's time that our leaders focus on the things that made America great and not try to water it down by welcoming into our great country hoards of unwashed 3rd world immigrants who have no idea of the responsibilities of what it takes to be an American. By the way - WTH? As an American I was embarrassed by the wailing and literal crying……crying!? of national news figures and celebrities. Miley Cyrus crying on her Skype. She looked stoned. Why were you crying Miley? For once YOU didn’t get exactly what you wanted and expected? For the first time in your pampered life?
PLEASE world do NOT judge us other "sane" Americans by these whining, ignorant, and immature people. Could you please supply them all with hot cocoa and a therapy dog? Maybe some aroma-therapy?
PLEASE world do NOT judge us other "sane" Americans by these whining, ignorant, and immature people. Could you please supply them all with hot cocoa and a therapy dog? Maybe some aroma-therapy?
A Letter to Hillary:
Dear Mrs. Clinton;
Nothing happens by chance, by fate. You create your own fate by your actions. That’s Karma. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Those who have lied and have been deceitful ultimately pay the price in the long run. You were the one writing your story. Sadly, for you, you were writing in pen and couldn't erase your mistakes. It would have been honorable to admit your mistakes and not to cover them. America just wanted the truth. But you didn't want to be honest with us. Your words meant nothing when your actions were the complete opposite. There are three signs of a hypocrite: when she speaks she speaks lies, when she makes a promise she breaks it, and when she is trusted she betrays that trust. Your hypocrisy insults our intelligence. Our middle finger salutes your attitude. Lets play fetch. we’ll throw the stick and you don’t ever come back ;) Oh but cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn’t elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
Those who have lied and have been deceitful ultimately pay the price in the long run. You were the one writing your story. Sadly, for you, you were writing in pen and couldn't erase your mistakes. It would have been honorable to admit your mistakes and not to cover them. America just wanted the truth. But you didn't want to be honest with us. Your words meant nothing when your actions were the complete opposite. There are three signs of a hypocrite: when she speaks she speaks lies, when she makes a promise she breaks it, and when she is trusted she betrays that trust. Your hypocrisy insults our intelligence. Our middle finger salutes your attitude. Lets play fetch. we’ll throw the stick and you don’t ever come back ;) Oh but cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn’t elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
Signed, The people you called "deplorable"
My advice:
Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. The past is there to look back at our mistakes, The future is there to make sure you don’t make the same ones. The future is stardust because you can dream it. The present is clay because you can mold it. But the past is stone because you can never change it. Remember you never want to go back in time and change your past because one little change can change your entire future. Whats done is done, and cannot be undone, so why bother wishing you could have done this, or didn’t do that. Just learn from what happened and move on, for in the end, its all we can do.
Most murder victims are killed by someone they know. So stay safe by living a life of heartbreaking solitude, devoid of human contact.
Fun things to do:
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Tape magnets to the bottom of your empty coffee cup and attach it to the top of your vehicle. Wait and see how many people will try to flag you down.
The truth:
Trump certainly didn't need the status to build his ego and he doesn't need the money. A billionaire can certainly get by without taking the measly $400,000 a year salary of our President. He saw our nation in dire straits so took on the challenge. Let's hope he stays safe. Never forget what happened to Kennedy.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Russia on the move. North Korea getting Nuclear.....China building islands.....Libya left in tatters.....ISIS killing at will.......This is the Obama legacy.
Just when you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy and Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break! They too are liars. Just leave.
1 tree makes 1 million matchsticks, but one match-stick can burn 1 million trees.
When people go underwater during movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I died at Finding Nemo.
I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
And soon it will be Thanksgiving. The only time that its acceptable to eat stuff out of a birds ass.
And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a new coffee at Starbucks. You learn something new every day, right?
I was just brushing my teeth and putting on deodorant when out of nowhere I hear "you're gonna have to pay for that"............this Redding Walmart sucks!
I'm thinking about writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's gonna be called "b*tches and hoes". What do you think?
I hate those people who ride your bumper and then start flashing their lights at you. Like, Hey- look at me, I’m driving an ambulance.........
I'm too old for snapchat and too young for Life Alert.
If Hillary was elected I was moving to Benghazi. I'm pretty sure she would have ignored me there. So glad I don't have to move.
Birthday Wishes:
Happy Birthday to my BFN! You are an amazing woman and I am so fortunate to have you as my friend. You are a forever friend and forever has no end.
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What if:
Me at a funeral :
ME: What's the WiFi password?
PRIEST: Respect the dead
ME: Is that all small letters?
Until later.....................Happy Thanksgiving!
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| Be HAPPY! |
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