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Friday, December 5, 2014

Holy shit Karma, how much longer till we're all squared up?


I have been sick with bronchitis and pneumonia since November 21st. I missed my traditional Thanksgiving holiday with my son and his family. It has not been a good couple weeks for me. Bronchitis is my least favorite dinosaur. I coughed so hard I truly believed I opened a portal to a different dimension! I guess having pneumonia at the same time didn't help matters much. Maybe I should just ask my Doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for me?
Since I am housebound I may as well do my blog. If I sound angry or especially sarcastic blame it on the illness. Just kidding, I don't have to be sick to be angry or sarcastic. 

Dear other countries, we can't explain Barack Obama either. Sorry.

The truth is I do not like the Obama, what he represents, his ideology, and I certainly do not like his policies and legislation. I've made no secret of my contempt for  Obama.  I will neither apologize nor retreat from any of my condemnation of him and of his policies. I don't retreat from anything. Dislike for him has nothing to do with the color of his skin (mulatto, not black, by the way!)  It has everything to do with his behavior, attitudes, and policies. And I have open scorn for him constantly playing the race card. He even did it with the Ferguson/Brown incident! There has never been a white president that could ignore laws, flaunt the position of president, as this man has been allowed - out of fear for his color. Don't even get me started on his his willful and unconstitutional actions, because that is like opening Pandora's box. I'll never shut up. I condemn this President because he shows nothing but contempt for America. He shows no respect for the sanctity of the office he holds. He shovels the shit better than anyone I have ever seen. He needs to be impeached. No President has stepped on our Constitution like our current mulatto messiah has, not even close.  He has tried to make our democracy into a socialist state and wants to set himself up as dictator in chief.  Obama will go down in history as the WORST President in US history. He has single handedly ruined this country. Yep, in my opinion, the worst by far and away is the current Marxist in Chief. He is the current culmination of the 20th century parade of socialists that have ruined this country. Wait for it. Wait for it. I am not done bashing him yet.  He is our unabashed marxist/weather underground terrorist and illegal alien smuggler in chief. The other "bad" Presidents?   Carter,  he gave away the Panama Canal. Clinton,  totally disgraced our nation and gave away military technology to the Chinese (although the sale of cigars increased tremendously). Nixon, Watergate. He escaped impeachment only by being the first President to resign.

I've tired of all the bullshit in regards to the Brown/Ferguson incident. 

Is this middle guy for freak'n real? Does this show complete stupidity or what? 


Ok, I just have to have my say. Just say'n. Brown got what he deserved. Wilson's shooting of Brown was righteous. Specifically, Wilson was not indicted because of forensics, facts and the damn truth came out! The eye witnesses recanted what they originally said. All of that bullshit "Hands Up! Don't shoot!" was all a huge LIE!  Brown was attacking Officer Wilson while Officer Wilson was sitting inside his patrol car. That is why Brown got shot! It had nothing to do with race. It could have been a white man and he would have been shot too. Race is not involved here.  After the incident inside the patrol car Brown ran, Wilson chased him, Brown stopped, turned around and started charging Wilson, and Brown was shot again. Its simple! You wanna live? Don't FU** with cops! By all means don't try and take their weapon, and don't start a damn fight with them if you want to live to see the sun come up in the morning. I would have done the same thing as Wilson, and so would any cop I know - or anyone else in Wilson's situation OR else you'd be the dead one, not Brown. When that white trash meth head from your trailer park gets busted and shot for resisting arrest you don't see the white's starting a riot or Al Sharpton sticking his nose into the mix to start trouble. Racists like Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Obama and Oprah aren't getting involved to defuse the situation they are simply using the situation to help their agenda of dividing this country and promote another book to make money for THEMSELVES. Furthermore all  the money they have why don't you ever hear of them trying to help out any black neighborhoods? Bottomline, this was  a thug ( I usually say "perp", but am using "thug" for obvious reasons) who had just commited a strong armed robbery then attacked a police officer and tried to take his gun and then rushed him. Black or white, who cares, the thug in this incident got what he deserved Nothing more, nothing less. Righteous shooting. Sure there are some reported incidents in the white trash areas, but nothing compared to those reported in the inner city and suburban ghetto's. Certainly there is never any outcry by the white population about any of it. A total of 1,501 law enforcement officers have died in the line of duty during the past 10 years, an average of one death every 58 hours or 150 per year. Yeah, Officer Wilson did what he was taught to do, or he would have been "just another" dead cop. A large part of the problem here is the continual liberal media agenda of trying to inflame black passions against police officers. It's always been that way and will continue to be that way. When young black men encounter police officers, their reactions are far more likely to be distrustful and aggressive than when a young white man encounters them. Do you think black leaders passing down hatred from their experiences with officers has anything to do with this? HELL YES.  The issues of the past are always being brought forward by black leaders which causes the young blacks of today to react with hatred, anger and fear with a police officer which anyone can tell you, those emotions never lead to a positive conclusion. Just watch the news and you will hear interviews of black people who think that a black man killing a police officer is a good thing. And you expect police officers to not defend themselves against such attitudes? So to the blacks of America who are inciting racial unrest,  talk of race wars and threats of rioting -  I say this:  Clean your own litter box. I have yet to see any national outrage over the real criminals who are killing blacks -  other blacks. More than 94% of all black murder victims are killed by other blacks, yet there is no outrage except in the  rare cases of a white, or a cop, or even worse, a white cop killing a black. Blacks have far more to fear from other blacks, but there is no money or publicity in showing outrage over that is there? Let's face facts - there are more white cops than black and more crime in black neighborhoods and there will be more opportunities for the white police officer to encounter black thugs. If perhaps we had less black thugs running around committing crimes and actually following the law they wouldn't be encountering a white officer who is only doing his job. Maybe someone should tell the thugs, both black and white, that an officer is someone of AUTHORITY  and their requests should be followed. Does a black cop killing a young white man make the news? Does it cause civil unrest? Hell no. I'm so damn tired of the blacks and the whites as well coming across like they are above the law.  No, no, no I will never apologize for the scarcastic and angry woman I’ve become. Because nobody has ever apologized for making me this way. Don't criticize a cop's actions, until you've been in his/her shoes. You have no damn idea. 

Just throwing this in here:
Some people should buy a sense of humor on Black Friday.
Pertaining to Black Friday after Thanksgiving sales of course.

Boycott Russian vodka throughout the free world. Buy Finlandia! Buy Svedka! 

To all of my Finnish relatives in Finland: I say "be vigilant and stay safe". 

For the godless commie bastard Russians, who read my blog (oh yes, I know you do) I have a mere two words to say to you: "Simo Häyhä"  Just a normal Finnish farmer who had competed his mandatory one year of military training who decided to  defend his country when Russia attacked Finland in 1939. Picture this: Simo with just a couple cans of food,  hiding in a tree in the forest. All day. Shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. In  20-40 degrees below zero weather. 
Do you see Simo? Nope, of course not. That's why he was called the "White Death"

His kill count?  Up to 705 or something like that. Yeah, I know, I've mentioned Simo in my blogs before. Hell, he's a hero, he's worth mentioning over and over.  The man known as the "White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit. He Finnished the Soviets. The only American war hero to even come close to Simo is Audie Murphy. Ok, that's a "in my opinion" opinion. Watch the movie "To Hell and Back", the real  Audie Murphy plays Audie Murphy the soldier, who is a badass war hero who proves his worth on the battlefield with his awesome badassery. I love the word 'badassery'. I am still waiting for someone from Hollywood to make a good movie out of Simo's story! 
Gotta love a good sniper story, right? 
Audie Murphy





My WTF moments: 

I received a call from the local Shingletown school saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being expelled. I don´t have a son in that school. Hell, my son is a gown man with his own children. That kid is one damn good liar.

I  got robbed last week at the local Chevron station. Yep, right here in Shingletown. I called the Sheriff, and dispatch asked if I knew who did it. I said “Yes, of course, it happened right in front of me. Pump number  2.”  Typical of our Sheriff's Department, no response, no report.

My Confessions:

I told everyone here in town that I have a twin so that when they see me in public I won’t have to talk to them. Clever, no? I'm not really lying. I am a Gemini. We all know that Gemini's have a twin. Thank you for pretending not to see me when I pretended not to see you. 

I purchased my own Taser off the internet last week. In a totally unconnected incident, really, totally unconnected,  I´ve got to buy a cat to replace the neighbors one this afternoon.

When someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day. 

I'm worried. Damn worried.  Is Spanish going to be mandatory now that Obama has pardoned over 5 million illegals? What is going to happen at my bank's ATM? What if it gives me pesos? 

So, usually I try to behave, especially in public.......but I was at our local pizza joint/bar with a friend a while back. This woman walked in wearing a t-shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "implants"? Hey, I take some t-shirts/sweatshirts literally. 

I do not have any form of adult ADD. I have "what your saying bores the shit out of me". Don't ever confuse it. 
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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

To that one person that I would never be friends with again - ever:  If your phone doesn´t ring, it´s me. As I slide down this bannister we call life, you, and you alone, are the splinter in my ass. But I'm saving that splinter - I am about to stick that splinter in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.  All this time I thought Bi-Polar was just  a big white bear with no sexual preference. You learn something new every day huh? Oh look at the time, it's time for me to not care. Again.

Just a question to ponder: 

In your opinion who do you think was the best president the U.S.A. has ever had? 
I'm an admitted Kennedyphile, so I'll always give a nod to him, since he did avert a nuclear war during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But.....FDR was,  by far, the most talented, successful, and dedicated President this country has ever seen.  And he accomplished what he did after being afflicted with polio.   Roosevelt took over the Presidency during the worst financial disaster the country and world had ever seen (Great Depression).  He managed to get people back to work, improved the economy, and restored the confidence of a significant majority of the American people. He tried to keep the United States out of World War II as long as possible, but he sure as hell did not hesitate to ask for a declaration of war when our Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Empire of Japan without warning.  He then took the necessary steps to propel the greatest industrial power in the world into an efficient fighting machine capable of defeating Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito at the same time.  I'm sure a lot of people don't know that FDR was responsible for implementing the program that provides for retirement, disability, sickness, and survivor benefits for a huge majority of today's working class. This President was a man of great personal wealth but his efforts focused on working Americans and their families.  If not for him , Social Security would not be a significant part of almost every American's life. But then again, hell, Lincoln held the country together during the Civil War. Oh but now, with all the civil unrest going on, maybe he shouldn't have done what he did, huh?  No President has had to deal with that. Washington , he was the best non-politician president ever who was ready and willing to give up the office and reluctant to get it in the first place! We were a new country. He was the president and started with nothing. He had  to make it up along the way, and he set precedence for future Presidents. He believed it was not just his duty to lead but also to serve and that is a quality you will not find in any modern President nowadays. Without Washington there would be no America as we know it today. Same with Lincoln. They are not without their detractors, but they were certainly the right person for the job at the time. Lincoln and Washington - two very different,  but extraordinary,  men. 
Ah, I can't really decide who I feel was the best President, but I do want to high five Jefferson though! 

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." 
Thomas Jefferson

My advice column:

Reminder: Buy low and sell high. Unless it's Pot. Then you're buying and selling high.

A "at Home DNA test" is not a good baby shower gift. But hilarious none the less. 

My advice for my friend Jack in Sonoma County:  Whatever you do don't get thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table. I suppose this advice could be equally beneficial for my other friend Jack who lives in Virginia City.

My questions:

Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without vodka?

I bet the person who invented lunges was really just some guy adjusting his "goods". Am I right? Really, am I right? Guys?

To be sure of hitting the target, shouldn't you just shoot first and call whatever you hit the target?

Aren't some  people  just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap? 

I found my Christmas Tree this year. Can somebody help me get it? I'm still not feeling up to par and I really don't like heights. 


Ever wonder:

If sex toy manufacturers have product testers?

In a thousand or so years, will archeologists dig up old tanning beds and  think we just "fried" people as punishments?

If you should just keep a can of gray spray paint in your car? It  is a lot cheaper than a ticket for parking in the red zone. (No, Bridget you did not see me in Mill Valley. Ok, prove it woman!) 

What do you think your dog named you?

What was the craziest thing you've ever done that was a total waste of money? Mine was going to College. How the hell did that help me through life? I chose a career where it was literally "OK" to drop kick someone's ass and make their life a living hell. I learned those skills in grade school. I perfected them by middle school. What a waste of time college was.

If you should just buy a medical alert bracelet that says "probably just shitfaced"?


And before I end this blog I just want you all aware of something. The media in the United States has failed to provide any coverage of the debate in House of Representatives and the adoption of H Res 758 on December 4, 2014. Media blockout. So, we, the public remain unaware of what is going on.  The authorization for war with Russia. Google it yourself. (H. Res. 758)  (would provide a  green light to the US president and commander in chief to initiate –without congressional approval– a process of military confrontation with Russia.  I guess....what?......I been say'n this all along huh?

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  1. I have told you many times that I enjoy reading your blogs. Valrie

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